It's great when the rent is paid and everything is hunky dory
But when you're in a pickle it can get quite gory
I was never meant to be a business woman who does her own thing
Because when things go wrong, like a cooker on the blink
Mary loses her cool, wondering what the hell
is happening and two days before Christmas as well
Frantically looking for a cooker to buy
Find a spark to fit it as Christmas is nigh
Up to Elderslie me and Sarah go
To pick up the bargain before it is sold
Spark is arranged, he will call today
and tell me how much money I have to pay
for the service of fitting up an electric cooker
Here's hoping Christmas dinner will be super!
I got a chuckle at this one, you are able to define and describe situations in a poetic fashion that can be very stressful. Really enjoyed it
Great enjoyed it a lot😍