September sex and all that
We’re nearly there, not long to go
before the Graham and Mary show.
Ross Priory, is the venue; not to
be missed, I can assure you.
The older couple, September sex;
but then again, the last is always best.
Old wine, mature cheese, vintage clothes
are amongst the things we value most.
It’s never too late to meet the one
to share your joy and have some fun.
With that, there’s nothing more to say,
except be there and enjoy the day.'