That's it, you've gone too far this time

The blame game always ends in tears

Crazy accusations and unfounded fears

If you hadn't said this, I wouldn't have said that

It takes two to tango, and that's a fact.

I'll accept my part in all that's gone wrong

But as for yours, I'm banging the gong

and saying, get your act together before it's too late

and you lose that loved one, or even a mate

who's stood by you through thick and thin.

The heartaches, the sorrow and drinking gin

with you through the night as you worry and fret

until you realise the world's not ended yet

So pack up your troubles in your old kit bag and smile

And help each other walk that extra mile.