Read the processes, follow the rules
Don't try to take your boss for a fool.
Cos if you do and get it wrong,
you won't be working here for long.
You're serving the wonderful Scottish nation
If they're kept waiting, they get impatient.
What do you mean, I can't get seen?
You wouldn't talk like that to the queen
and I'm the sucker paying my taxes
working hard, while she relaxes
at Sandringham, Windsor or Buckingham palace
Excuse me sir, you're being abusive
Although you're sore, don't make excuses
or blame the queen for your sore head
Take some paracetamol and go to your bed
It'll all seem better in the morning
When you wake to find that your headaches gone
What is the moral of this ryhme you ask
If the medicines awful, swallow it fast
Eat plenty of fruit, drink lots of water
and educate your sons and daughters
to look after their body, mouth and mind
when speaking to others always be kind
You've only one body, look after it well
Listen to the experts and do as you're telt!
Brilliant read,, ☺