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The night

Wide awake drinking tea. It's 2am, deary me. The bones are aching, the cough is relentless and I'm feeling rather restless. During the...

Has he gone yet?

The demise of spaffer is a long haul; he doesn’t want to go at all. No longer in number ten, he can’t accept he’s a has been. Squatting...

I'm down, not out

Should I stay? I shout to the house. I’m the best you’ve got, tell me I’m wrong. I mean, who can lie, cheat and bluster like me, and...

Toasted Candy Floss

I always liked candy floss, as a child; the smell, the taste, drove me wild. The fair, the shows, exciting rides seemed, to a child the...

The unrepentant vagabond

There were no parties at Downing street. We followed guidelines when we would meet. There were no parties at Downing Street. The birthday...

It was a party?

Okay, it might’ve been a party; I just didn’t know it. How did they know it was my birthday, anyway? Alright, I did blow out the candles,...

Speaking Ma Mind

That’s the third time you’ve said that-are you forcing solutions? You might choose to dae things that way, but I’m no interested in whit...

Get the Fence Fixed

Malevolent Malik has really pissed me off- two panels, a post and our privacy gone . It’s a waiting game straight after the storm when...

It Wisnae a Party!

Whit dae ye mean, I broke the rules? I’m telling ye, it’s no f*****g true- a couple o’ work mates jist having a chat; ma word is ma...

Malicious intent

Someone has Someone has disturbed my nest, and mother hen will do what she does best. If I find out who caused this drama, they’ll have...

Prince Charles Bay

Bonnie prince Charlie came here once; the young pretender, caused the death of so many brave highland men-set brother against brother,...

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