The Boomer
Get out of bed you lazy bitch Tutorial time, you'd better be quick Eat your breakfast with the mike on mute Or they'll think you're just...
Get out of bed you lazy bitch Tutorial time, you'd better be quick Eat your breakfast with the mike on mute Or they'll think you're just...
‘I know that you took the bloody money, just admit it,’ Emily shouted. Bill answered, ‘I certainly did not steal from you. I needed extra...
Just before Christmas you came With a loud cry, and then you were hame Bouncing little baby boy Filled your parents hearts with joy You...
June and Sandra are colleagues at a local hospital. A promoted post was advertised, and they both applied. Both had applied for previous...
Would you look at him,; if he was chocolate, he’d eat himself! With his sharp haircut and shiny shoes, he thinks he’s the bee’s knees....
I Opened my eyes, up with the lark. It’s a good day for a walk in the park No one is up, so I’m on my own I think I’ll feed the ducks and...
In 1971, the song “Hey girl don’t bother me” was released. I was eleven years old. I spent a lot of time at my aunts, who lived nearby....
Ted has worked there for over ten years. The job was a godsend at the time, with his marriage breaking up, and needing more money to stay...
Up and down the stairs she goes Nervous as hell cos it's getting close "Get ready, quick," I hear him say "Don't dilly dally, or we're...
Graham and I visited Nice, in February 2020. We had a lovely time, sitting by the sea in the early evening, and visiting the various...
It had been three months since Julie decided that enough was enough, and she ended the relationship, this time for good. Gerry’s drinking...
Where does this demon called anorexia live? It’s been around as long as man has existed. Thin frail creatures who appear so haunted....
Once upon a time we were there Up and down and everywhere Looking through the prism of life, and thinking How nice it would be to be...
With his big moustache and baldy heid His big long nails he’s a sight indeed He disnae teach Shakespeare, but the modern ones Miller,...
You will be home by ten o’clock Or your pocket money will stop Your record player confiscated You’ll do the chores you’ve always hated...
Johanna is one of my closest friends; she is German (Black Forest region), very eccentric, but is one of the kindest people you could...
As she got herself ready for work, she wondered who she was working with this morning; it can make or break a shift. Dolly was a staff...
Julie goes to the health club every morning, before work. She arrives at 7am sharp, first in the gym, then a swim, before her working day...
58 year old Jack drives articulated lorries for a living. As you would expect, he works hard, being away from home for most of the...
It’s 11pm and he’s not home yet Will she lock the door, or will she get A slap on the mouth or worse a punch He’ll say it’s because he...